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Today, my wife and I decided to try role-playing. I started cleaning the pool. waiting for her to come out and be sexy, but she never did. I'd cleaned the entire pool before going into the house to ask why she never came out. She said she tricked me into cleaning the pool.
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Anonymous
10-May-2012, 3:57 am
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Today, my husband informed me that he has been purposely finishing before me in bed as a form of punishment for beating him at Mario Kart.
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Anonymous
10-May-2012, 3:49 am
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How monotonous relationship becomss after few years, and just when i I was feeling the same , I tried to add a bit of spice in to it Today , So, I poured my heart out to my girlfriend of two years expressing my feelings for her.
And you know how smartly she just ignored my feelings ,She responded with, " I also love you baby but I think I'm feeling sleepy." And the sentence ended with a Big yawn
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Saurabh
10-May-2012, 3:33 am
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Once when my girl asked , why do you never skip even a single dinner with me , I replied ,"Dinner is just an excuse to meet with people whom you love and care about."
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jai j
3-Feb-2012, 2:20 pm
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Today, my husband was bleaching his hair so , I just enthusiastically asked the reason ,he said , "our future kids will have blond hair too." Can you believe , I'm already married to this guy.
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sudeshana mohanty
26-Jan-2012, 3:51 am
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Today, my boyfriend met my dad for the first time. The first thing he said to him was, "You're an idiot for dating my daughter."
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Anonymous
24-Jan-2012, 9:49 am
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Today, inspired by my own relationship, I encouraged my best friend to go after the guy she likes.and I told her, "If you love someone , you should go ahead and get her baby, Love is about keeping everything at stake for one person."
She did, and I'm now single.
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Deepika Sinha
14-Jan-2012, 3:2 am
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Bangalore (India)
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So like all days today also my rumie was frustrated and we all knew the reason ,so now we were use to it , But my new GF was not nd she did the mistake of asking , " What happened ? What's the problem , " His reply , "OH not a big one , I know that i love her and she doesn't know that she loves me."
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Anand Kumar
4-Jan-2012, 12:46 pm
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Today, my wife threatened to end our relationship if I didn't skip work and stay at home. She's into astrology, and apparently when one of those money-grubbing frauds writes "betrayal will come from someone close to you", it's reason enough to suspect that I'll cheat on her.
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Anonymous
3-Jan-2012, 8:34 am
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Today, after spending months learning how to play the guitar and memorizing the music to my girlfriend's all-time favorite song, I performed it for her. Her response? "Well, you kind of ruined that song for me now."
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3-Jan-2012, 8:30 am
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